The Six Women Every Guy Should Date At Least Once, and Bum Street Signs.

So I’ve moved into my new place in San Diego, and it’s pretty sweet. Unfortunately I didn’t plan this like a normal move, so I set myself up with absolutely no entertainment. I get bored out of my mind during the day. I am off from work, so I can do whatever I want, but I find that after walking around a little and reading and running or working out, I’m pretty much just sitting around wondering what to do. I need more friends; which is a good place to be as far as my writing goes.  Without friends, I have all kinds of time to write, but ultimately without anything to do I have very little material.  The new point of this blog is going to be seeing how pathetic I can sound.  HA!

So I was running through the city and I must admit that the worst part of running around the city is the occasional waft of human piss.  I tell you what, when bums mark territory, they really mark territory.  I mean who needs street signs, gang logos, or anything else to mark streets, you can just post some bums at the edge of areas to mark it off.  You’ll walk along catch the odor, and know you’ve entered a new area of the city.  By the way, there really is nothing like running at the max of your physical ability, gasping for air through your nose to avoid cramps, and then a wiff of that.  Man it pretty much gags me and my whole body starts to shut down, which sucks because that is the exact point in which I wish to quickly get away from the smell/area.

I just realized I lost my water bottle.  There’s nothing natural about carrying two beverages, and I find when I do that it’s very often that I will lose one of them.  Subconsciously I can’t be seen like that so I will quickly put it down somewhere, and then move away from it, but my hands are sneaky like that.  They do it and I don’t even realize it, until much later when I think how nice a mouthful of water would be, and it’s nowhere to be found.

I read this article today in Men’s Health, or as Andrew calls it, “Out Magazine”, about the six types of women you should date.  After reading it, I don’t believe I’ve dated any of them, which makes me wonder whether I live in an alternate universe or the writers at Men’s Health do.  The six type of women are:

• The Urban Sophisticate
• The Artsy Hipster
• The Vegan Yoga Gal
• The Alpha Female
• The Intimacy Junkie
• The Happy Homemaker

So if all the women reading this would kindly put themselves into one, and only one of the above six categories I would really appreciate it.  Then at least I could say I know women in those categories, or if I do in fact live on planet earth, and not in a reality TV show, you could tell me that too.  You can click the links to get a description of the type of woman each is.  Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m the idiot; don’t let me go on living in my ignorance.